Welcome to the Arizona Buffalo Slayers!: Watch Out Ladies

Where did Buffalo Slayers Come From You Ask?

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells...excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. in this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." ~ Cliff Claven

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Watch Out Ladies

"TOKYO - She is big-busted, petite, very friendly, and she runs on batteries. A Japanese firm has produced a 38 cm (15 inch) tall robotic girlfriend that kisses on command, to go on sale in September for around US$175, with a target market of lonely adult men...She's very lovable and though she's not a human, she can act like a real girlfriend."

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