Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween...!

Now for the most frightening image I could find...

Crazy Police Chase...

Wow...what do you think this guy was on.

Might be disturbing...view at your own risk

Happy Halloween!

Something a little scary!

We're not in Kansan any more...

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Halloween Is Right Around The Corner

Great costume of a headless prom queen...

One of my all time favorites...don't sneak up on Tyrone!

One of the scariest costumes out there!

Who's Ready For Change?

Yea...Free Health Care!

Thanks Libs!


From Evil Klown

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

And Now A Word From Our Government

Many Of You Have Asked About My Job...

Here is a little insight on what it's like around my office:

NSFW ~ Grown Up Language

Halloween Is Right Around The Corner

Thanks Nikki!

Thanks Wacky Left!

The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect wildlife in the U.S.

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party. They have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.

This photo is of a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed 'Bearack Obama'!

Thanks Beautiful!

Looks Like Half Of You Might Be OK...

If we were trapped in a blizzard, on an island or otherwise not able to find some food. Take the quiz yourself by clicking below:


Obama Making The Extra Effort...

Good reporting from The Onion:


Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship To Ease Concerns About His Lack Of Experience

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Halloween Is Right Around The Corner

That's It...

We're fucked...

How Bad Could It Really Be?

Interesting look into the future if Obama wins next Tuesday...


Monday, October 27, 2008

Interesting Study

(Butler Plaza is a large strip shopping center in Gainesville)

Yesterday I did a rare, sit-down lunch at Butler Plaza. Outside the eatery, I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "Vote Obama, I need the money." I laughed.

In the restaurant my server had on an "Obama 08" necktie. When the bill came I told the server I was not going to tip him and explained to him that I was practicing the Obama re-distribution of wealth concept.

He stood there in disbelief while I showed him a ten-dollar bill and told him that I was going to "redistribute" his tip to someone who I deemed more in need; the homeless guy outside.

I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server (gave him his name) inside as I've decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy seemed genuinely grateful (surprised me).

Based upon the waiter's reaction to my unscientific study, the redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in actual practical application. I will be continuing this study until November 5th.

Thanks WAMK!

Watch Out For Those Tricky Beavers

At least the Trojans were in the right place!

Some Solid Advise From 24-Hour Fittness

The Manning Report...

This is a little long but you have to watch it to at least'll be surprised.

"They've gone crazy!" ~ Gold


Thursday, October 23, 2008

Bright Idea Guy...

Terms You Must Know When Living In A Border State

BODYWASH: I can't go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids.

SHOULDER : My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER.

COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I had to go COCKATOO!

SODAS : My vieja has beeg tatas and SODAS her sister.

JUICY : Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!

JUAREZ : My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!

TISSUE : Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!

HEATER: My lil sister started to choke...Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back!

BRIEF : Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF!

JULY : Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!!

MUSHROOM : When my familia gets in the car......There's not MUSHROOM left!

CHEESE : I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!!

TEXAS : My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes.

WATER : My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is!

HERPES : Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES.

HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona. You scared me!

HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!

FRITO :After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go.


A Little Too Close To Home...

How's That Retierement Account Looking?


Thanks Karla!

Down. Right. Scary.

Do we really get the government we deserve? All men may be created equal but is that where it ends? Just because we may be created equal, should there be some civic duty or responsibility to determine if one is capable of casting an informed vote?
You have to take a test to get a driver's licence.
You have to take a test to cut someones hair.
You have to take a test to sell a house.
Should you have to display some basic knowledge of our democratic system or government in order to vote for the highest office in the land? The spoon fed morons called the general public are the ones who will determine our next commander in chief and that scares the poo out of me.


From Evil Klown

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Mark Wahlberg Talk To Animals

The first one is great...I guess Mark got a little pissed in the press right after this aired but then came around.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Who's Ready To Lead?

The way this race is going, soon we'll be texting our votes in just to keep the morons glued to the couch happy.


Check out this new weight loss mirror I found...I will be selling them on e-bay soon.

This Would Be Funny...

If it wasn't so sad.

There is some language but listen all the way through. This is the political system at work in America in 2008. The scary part is their vote counts exactly the same as yours or mine. We get the government we deserve I guess.

Freaking morons...

NSFW ~ Some Language

The Growth Of Walmart

Click on the smiley below to see the growth of Walmart from 1962 to 2007.

Kicked In The Ass By Perspective

"There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number, but it’s only a hundred billion. It’s less than the national deficit!
We used to call them astronomical numbers, now we should call them economical numbers."
— Richard Feynman

A Lighter Side Of The Candidates...

In case you missed it...great exchange between McCain and Obama in a lighter setting at the Alfred E. Smith dinner. McCain stole the show but Obama did a good job showing his more human side. Even Hillary showed a lighter side and enjoyed some laughs.


This One Says It All

Thanks Bits & Pieces

I Love This Guy...

Hope GWK didn't get his ass kicked by the chick:


Friday, October 17, 2008

Does My Guitar Smell Funny?


Things You Don't Say...


Republican Vs. Democrat

Maybe this will help explain why the Republican party has so many males:

A Mexican Clown Car...


Did this thing land on an opening to a tunnel out of Mexico. A van full of illegals crashes and see if you can count how many come out. I got to 24...


Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Your Taxes Explained...

A Professor of Economics from the University of Georgia does a good job explaining how taxes work in our country in a language and setting we can all understand. Take your time. He tries not to use big words and there really is no math:

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.00
The sixth would pay $3.00
The seventh would pay $7.00
The eighth would pay $12.00
The ninth would pay $18.00
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.00

So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.

"Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.00". Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.00

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20.00 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?'

They realized that $20.00 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay, and so:

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2.00 instead of $3.00 (33%savings).
The seventh now paid $5.00 instead of $7.00 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9.00 instead of $12.00 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14.00 instead of $18.00 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49.00 instead of $59.00 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. "I only got a dollar out of the $20.00", declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, "but he got $10.00!"
"Yeah, that's right", exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!''

"That's true!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!"

"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. When it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.Professor of Economics, University of Georgia
Thanks Baby

Monday, October 13, 2008

Happy Monday...!

Anyone want to meet me for lunch?

NSFW - Language

Friday, October 10, 2008

A Little Motivation...

I hope you are not getting tired of these 'cause I'm not. There seems to be no shortage of these inspiring words all over the Internet. I've tried to round up the ones I think are the funnest and here is the first installment: