Friday, February 20, 2009

Is It Just Me...

Or should everyone be this pissed?

"Do we really want to subsidise these losers' mortgages...?"


Hope and Change...

Silly voters...I'll bet you never thought that when he was running on HOPE and CHANGE he actually meant that's all you'd have left in your pockets when he was done!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I Knew We Should Have Went With The Wii...

I like my Playstation...I wonder if the folks at Wii make this SP2?


Monday, February 16, 2009

The Honeymoon Is Over

NSFW ~ Some language but dang funny!

2009 New Corporate Logos

The Blonde And The Milk Bath

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her even more beautiful.

She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.

He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look younger and more beautiful."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."

I'm Buying Stock In This Company...

Study takes step toward erasing bad memories
LONDON, Feb 15 (Reuters) - A widely available blood pressure pill could one day help people erase bad memories, perhaps treating some anxiety disorders and phobias, according to a Dutch study published on Sunday. The findings published in the journal Nature Neuroscience are important because the drug may offer another way to help people suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder and other problems related to bad memories.

This stuff is going to be huge once the Obama hangover kicks in.

Full story here.

Pesky Facts...

Isn't annoying when you use history to drive your point home and then someone actually does some fact checking?

"President Barack Obama has turned fearmongering into an art form. He has repeatedly raised the specter of another Great Depression...It is bad history because our current economic woes don't come close to those of the 1930s. At worst, a comparison to the 1981-82 recession might be appropriate. Consider the job losses that Mr. Obama always cites. In the last year, the U.S. economy shed 3.4 million jobs. That's a grim statistic for sure, but represents just 2.2% of the labor force. From November 1981 to October 1982, 2.4 million jobs were lost -- fewer in number than today, but the labor force was smaller. So 1981-82 job losses totaled 2.2% of the labor force, the same as now.

Job losses in the Great Depression were of an entirely different magnitude. In 1930, the economy shed 4.8% of the labor force. In 1931, 6.5%. And then in 1932, another 7.1%. Jobs were being lost at double or triple the rate of 2008-09 or 1981-82.

Other economic statistics also dispel any analogy between today's economic woes and the Great Depression. Real gross domestic product (GDP) rose in 2008, despite a bad fourth quarter. The Congressional Budget Office projects a GDP decline of 2% in 2009. That's comparable to 1982, when GDP contracted by 1.9%. It is nothing like 1930, when GDP fell by 9%, or 1931, when GDP contracted by another 8%, or 1932, when it fell yet another 13%.

Auto production last year declined by roughly 25%. That looks good compared to 1932, when production shriveled by 90%. The failure of a couple of dozen banks in 2008 just doesn't compare to over 10,000 bank failures in 1933, or even the 3,000-plus bank (Savings & Loan) failures in 1987-88. Stockholders can take some solace from the fact that the recent stock market debacle doesn't come close to the 90% devaluation of the early 1930s."


Stupid history...

Via The Wall Street Journal here.

New Toy For The Lake

We need to get one of these for the Boat Olympics this year!


Friday, February 13, 2009

Barbie's Turning 50!

I think she's now living in Scottsdale...


What Is That Delicious Smell...?

Are you having a BBQ? Someone throw a burger on the grill? Nope...just a cow getting struck by lightning out in the field!

"The poor creature was struck by lightning and left with blistering burns. You would expect it to have been cooked alive. But the cow miraculously survived, apparently unperturbed by the ordeal, and is already back roaming the meadows."

Full story here.

This Is A Little Scary...

Did you know that anyone, ANYONE can find your driver's license information on line? All they need is a little info about you, first and last name and they're in. Click this link to check it out and be careful out there.

Found by our friends at WAMK.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Honey...Take The Wheel

Women drivers at their best!


From our friends at B&P.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Music Break

How Much Is $1 Trillion Anyway...?

I Don't Know Any More...

Should I be uncomfortable watching this? Is this allowed to be funny? Can I laugh at this or am I the wrong color? How does all this work now? With all this change happening, I find myself a little confused.


From out friends at Evil Klown.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

I Guess It's On...

This morning, from a cave somewhere deep in Pakistan:

The Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military actions against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities are fully prepared to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers and possibly even Motel 6 clerks. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps. Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send no more candidates for President of the United States!

Thanks E-Special K!

Are You A Member?

"I really believe in should you." Gold baby, gold.

Reminded by LOTD.

Woman "Gives Birth" To Record Setting Twins

We were already fairly impressed last April, when we heard that one Sheyla Hershey traveled to Houston for a boob job. And not just any boob job: An enhancement bound for the record books. Because after eight surgeries and a full gallon of silicone, the petite model/actress was a staggering 34 FFF.

Still, Hershey wanted more! And she was determined to get it. When her boyfriend begged her to stop, she broke up with him (note to men: You have to support our dreams, no matter how deluded and life-threatening silly they might seem!)...And so now, after a ninth surgery, she's the proud owner of both a 38KKK bust.

Whole story here.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

I Love You, Man

NSFW ~ Some Language

Super Bowl Ads...

OK, ok...I know everyone is posting these but in case you missed any, Hulu has them all here. This was one I missed due to the shouting at the bar (or was it the 13 Bud Lights?). Anyway, Alec may be a bit of a blowhard but he is pretty dang funny.

This one was probably my favorite:

I Wonder If Cheetos Or Cap'n Crunch Will Pick Him Up...

MILWAUKEE – Michael Phelps doesn't seem to be in much hot water with his sponsors despite being photographed inhaling from a marijuana pipe. From apparel company Speedo to luxury Swiss watchmaker Omega, several sponsors are standing by the 23-year-old swimming phenom — at least for now — and have accepted his public apology. Other big companies, like Visa Inc., Subway and Kellogg Co., aren't talking yet.

More here.

The guy's is 23 years old, spends all day in a pool and sparks a bong every now and wonder he's always so hungry.

Someone caught a pic on their cell phone and it's been blasted across the world.

What they missed was this clip that someone shot from his high school days...


Passengers Stop Flight After 'Drunk' Pilot Sparks Panic

It is normally a moment of cheery reassurance when an airline pilot greets passengers during preparations for take-off. But Alexander Cheplevsky sparked panic on flight Aeroflot 315 when he began to speak. "I don't think there's anyone in Russia who doesn't know what a drunk person looks like," Katya Kushner, one of the passengers, told the Moscow Times, which had a reporter travelling on the flight...

"At first, he was looking at us like we were crazy. Then, when we wouldn't back down, he said 'I'll sit here quietly in a corner. We have three more pilots. I won't even touch the controls, I promise'."

Complete story here.

Sounds like the Russkies need a little TSA training for their pilots...I wonder if they have a Sheriff Joe over there. Think he'll have to spend any time in Tent City?


Monday, February 2, 2009

I Wonder If This Idea Will Take Off...?

That internets thing sounds pretty amazing!


Old Jews Telling Jokes...

Check it out here...


Warning, F-bomb