Finally a guide for the man who never really knows what to say or how to greet his beloved. Never again will you find yourself in an awkward position if you just stay in the "Save Zones" as outlined below. Click for a larger image, copy and save this. Print it out and post it all around your house.
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Warning: Do not try to improvise your own material, add or remove anything from this list. Countless hours of research and a few lives have been sacrificed in order to obtain this information. You may replace "Wine" with "Chocolate" but that's it dumb ass. Don't get cute and don't say you weren't warned.
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