Welcome to the Arizona Buffalo Slayers!: Solution For Building The Border Fence...

Where did Buffalo Slayers Come From You Ask?

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells...excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. in this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." ~ Cliff Claven

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Solution For Building The Border Fence...

Build this theme park near the boarder and have the patrons do all the work! Where was something like this when I was a kid playing with my Tonka Trucks?

The UK's largest specialist excavator hire company, Diggerland welcomes you to four parks.

Diggerland guarantees a fun filled, exciting, action packed day out for kids and adults of all ages. Children (and adults if they wish) have the opportunity to ride in, and drive, different types of construction machinery including Dumper Trucks, Mini Diggers and Giant Diggers (all under strict supervision).