Welcome to the Arizona Buffalo Slayers!: So Long President Bush...

Where did Buffalo Slayers Come From You Ask?

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells...excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. in this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." ~ Cliff Claven

Monday, January 19, 2009

So Long President Bush...

Like him or hate him...we had 8 interesting years under the man. In case you've been living under a rock or in the back of a cave somewhere, tomorrow marks the change of the guard. With all the celebrations, elaborate productions and an estimated $170 million price tag, the Inauguration will truly be a historical event.

There is no question that Mr. Obama is a master of the prepared speech and is one of the best speakers to enter the White House in years but, come one, ain't you gonna miss 'ol George and his unique way with words?

SFW