Welcome to the Arizona Buffalo Slayers!: A Short Fairytale For You Married Guys...

Where did Buffalo Slayers Come From You Ask?

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells...excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. in this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." ~ Cliff Claven

Friday, July 10, 2009

A Short Fairytale For You Married Guys...

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

The guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, went fishing, hunting, played golf, drank beer, scotch, had tons of money, left the toilet seat up, went to strip clubs and farted whenever he wanted.