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Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Caption Contest
William felt the pride swell inside him thinking of how he preserved something for future generations. .
Your turn, put your best in the comments...
Finally...Explained So We Understand!
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The hotel proprietor then lays the $100 dollar bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.
No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism . And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business today.
It is the month of August, a resort town sits next to the shores of a lake. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.
Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a $100 dollar bill on the reception counter, and proceeds inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one for the evening.
The hotel proprietor takes the $100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.
The Butcher takes the &100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the pig farmer.
The pig farmer takes the $100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.
The supplier the $100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute who, in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.
The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the $100 dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.
The hotel proprietor takes the $100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.
The Butcher takes the &100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the pig farmer.
The pig farmer takes the $100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.
The supplier the $100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute who, in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.
The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the $100 dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.
The hotel proprietor then lays the $100 dollar bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.
At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.
No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism . And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business today.
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Thanks WAMK!
Your Government At Work
Check out this seldom public behind the scenes look at your congress at work. Somehow someone snuck a hidden camera into the chamber during the discussions and actual crafting of the Bail Out Bill. Shown here are Pelosi, Frank and Reid working hard and looking out for your best interest. Very interesting and insightful...
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Monday, June 22, 2009
General Cosgrove Is My New Hero...
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.
Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you got to love this!
This is one of the better comeback lines. It is a portion of ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you got to love this!
This is one of the better comeback lines. It is a portion of ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
Thinking About Starting A Family?
This video shows that it's not that difficult after all...
May not be SFW
Baby from summer of tears on Vimeo.
May not be SFW
Baby from summer of tears on Vimeo.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Quick Fairy Tale...
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or complain...
But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.
The End.
Musical Break...
We try to keep you up to date here at BSHQ with new music and movies. I think this guy's ready to break out and I think you'll agree...
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Yank My Doodle...
It's a dandy!
Check out this quick quiz that E-special K sent me that really tests how well you speak American. Click the picture below and take 5 minutes to see how you rank. Put your score in the comments below...unless you're a-scared.
I am 25% Dixie...a "Dandy Yankee Doodle".
We Need Eye Catcha...
Do you sit unnoticed on the sidelines while others get picked up?
Well...get in the game round eye!
Try the latest scarf fashion and you too will be the center of attention:
Thanks Nikki Franks!
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Two, Two, Two Hits In One
What could be better than hearing Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back followed by Rick Astley with Never Gonna Give You Up? When you mash them all together.
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Gold baby, Gold!SFW
Friday, February 20, 2009
Is It Just Me...
Or should everyone be this pissed?
"Do we really want to subsidise these losers' mortgages...?"
"Do we really want to subsidise these losers' mortgages...?"
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Hope and Change...
Silly voters...I'll bet you never thought that when he was running on HOPE and CHANGE he actually meant that's all you'd have left in your pockets when he was done!
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
I Knew We Should Have Went With The Wii...
I like my Playstation...I wonder if the folks at Wii make this SP2?
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Monday, February 16, 2009
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