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In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells...excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. in this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." ~ Cliff Claven
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells...excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. in this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." ~ Cliff Claven
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"Just give a plain. I brought my own sausage."
"Can I pay for a slice with this roll of dimes in my pocket?"
"Hey girls-I heard you like the Meatlovers!"
"Fuck the pizza, I've got a huge boner!"
"Did someone say they wanted extra sauce on their white pizza?"
"Thank God I didn't wear the Speedo today."
"Can I ovver you some protection from the sun in the shadow of my erection?"
"ovver"="offer"
stupid keyboard.
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