Welcome to the Arizona Buffalo Slayers!: Too Much Time On Your Hands?

Where did Buffalo Slayers Come From You Ask?

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells...excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. in this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." ~ Cliff Claven

Friday, September 12, 2008

Too Much Time On Your Hands?

Maybe you should spend a little less time on goofy websites and blogs and put that time to good use. Like these guys. Remember the dudes who brought you the Mentos / Diet Coke experiments? You know, those guys in lab coats dropping in those tasty mints into a liter Diet Coke bottle creating elaborate fountains? Well they're back...this time with nothing but Sticky Notes. That's right, sticky notes.

How'd you like to have to share an office or cube with these guys?

SFW