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In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells...excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. in this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." ~ Cliff Claven
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells...excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. in this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." ~ Cliff Claven
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5 comments:
Timmy laments that he was a bottle fed baby.
The sequel to "Three Men and a Baby" will receive a XXX rating..
Maybe if I look sad, I'll receive hugs from all of them. Smother me with those funbags, ladies!
My brother said I should ask you for a bronski.
These damn condom wrappers!!!
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