Public Service Announcement From Slayer HQ

From time to time here at Slayer HQ we try to offer not only information and entertainment but useful information that our readers may actually benefit from. Although I have no children (that I know of, wink, wink) I came across this website that I found to be very useful when my sisters have visited with their children.

If this information helps just one of our readers, my work has been done:

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For All Of You Stuck In The Office Today

This one never gets old...

SFW...If you can't view YouTube at work!

Why Jaimee Loves Megyn Kelly

She's a spitfire...I wouldn't want to be in her corsshairs.

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Back From Vacation

Greetings fellow slayers...it's been a while but we are back from our vacation and finally getting caught up.

My beautiful Jaimee and I spent an amazing week in Cozumel, Mexico and didn't want it to end. To say that the island was incredible would be an understatement. We both agreed that it was one of, if not the best vacation we've taken together to date. Snorkeling, scuba, swimming with dolphins, great conversations, scooter rental, tequila factory tasting and beach clubs are just some of the memories we brought home. One vacation a year with my best friend is way too few!

I am not going to post all of our picks but thought I'd share a few:

View from inside our room

Looking out from the balcony

From the balcony overlooking the pool

Gringos at the ruins

"Do you have this in my size?"

Walking to Coconuts Beach Club

Dive day

At the beach

Sunset from our balcony

"Hey...go way over there and I'll take your picture."

Our attempt at a Corona ad

After the dive

Using the self timer...

Our last dinner on the island

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How Many Song Titles Can You Name?

It's back...bonus points if you can name the artist. Post your guesses in the comments! (Click each graph to enlarge if needed)

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A Fight Broke Out At A Dance Off

What To Wear...

When you want to remain anonymous:

Priceless

OK...there are a ton of these out there on the Internet but I had to post a few that made me laugh (click image to enlarge if you can't read it):

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Dog On Trampoline

Evey dog should have one of these...

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Dog on Trampoline Viral SPIKE.com

Caption Contest

"The pool party took an exciting turn when Travis learned they were having PIZZA!!!"

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OK...now your turn, put your best in the comments below.

Don't Make Your Computer Angry...

You wouldn't like it when it's angry:

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School System At Work

A girl came skipping home from school one day, "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10.

See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good,’ said her mother. "Is it because I’m blonde?" the girl asked. "Yes, it’s because you’re blonde," said the mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school, "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to 'D', but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it’s because you’re blonde sweetheart."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school, "Mommy,Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" and she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C's.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?"

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"No Honey, it’s because you’re 24."

"I Think We're Dead..."

"...time is going buy really, really slow."

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Who Is Conducting These Surveys?

10,000 men and women were asked to complete a survey on what they liked best about Oral sex:

A. 3% liked the warmth

B. 4% enjoyed the sensation

C. 93% appreciated the silence

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What would you pick?

New Campaign Posters

‘My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world...I hope you’ll join with me as we try to change it.’

~ Barack Obama