I know, I know...these have been around forever and maybe you're thinking they're a little played out but hey, it's Monday afternoon and I'm feeling lazy.
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Monday, July 20, 2009
WTF Is Going On Out There...?
Really ACLU? Nothing better to do? Disgusting.
SFW
SFW
After WWI many U.S. soldiers moved to the Californian desert to find physical and emotional healing. In 1934, they erected a memorial to honor their fallen comrades, a single white cross, a symbol used around the world to memorialize those who paid the ultimate sacrifice for their country.
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The site for the memorial was chosen because at a certain time of day, the sun casts a shadow on the rock which resembles a WWI doughboy. For more than 75 years, the memorial has stood as a reminder that there were those who fought and died for our freedoms. But sadly today, the ACLU and a federal judge in California, want to tear it down. In fact, the judge has ordered the memorial covered from view while the case is on appeal.
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Please join us in saying “don't tear me down.” We think Americans should honor their war heroes and the freedoms they so valiantly protect; and we’re taking our case all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court this fall.
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Found at Bits & Pieces
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Wii Is Fun For Everyone
You may remember this:
May not be SFW
Here's a response that came out not too long ago:
NSFW
May not be SFW
Here's a response that came out not too long ago:
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W.W.H.K.D...?
What Would Helen Keller Do? Ever wonder what it was like for her? Check out this first time ever Helen Keller simulator that somehow has been able to re-create her experience. It's amazing how our technology has been able to develop these things.
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From Bits & Pieces
Message In A Bottle...
Here is a great company in case you have a special occasion or want to send a very special and unique message. Check out Timeless Message when you have a chance.
I've used them a number of times and every delivery exceeded my expectations and absolutely thrilled the recipient. They are a family owned organization and the customer service is superb. I had my mom in tears with the latest birthday gift we sent.
I've used them a number of times and every delivery exceeded my expectations and absolutely thrilled the recipient. They are a family owned organization and the customer service is superb. I had my mom in tears with the latest birthday gift we sent.
"Communicate in a Truly Unforgettable Way...Overwhelm Them Completely! Send A Timeless Message in a Bottle, The Message of Unmatched Quality. A Message in a Bottle for a Memorable Moment."
These guys do a pretty good job too but seriously, try the above company!
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Monday, July 13, 2009
This Just In...
It gets hot in Phoenix in the Summer:
Fire crews on Monday morning came to the aid of a man in his 60s who passed out while hiking Camelback Mountain.Members of the Phoenix, Scottsdale and Tempe fire departments located the man about two-thirds up the mountain on Echo Canyon trail, near 6101 East Cholla Lane in Paradise Valley, shortly after 10 a.m.
They hydrated the man, who had little or no water with him. He also complained of shortness of breath, said Capt. Shelly Jamison of the Once the man's condition was stabilized, firefighters expected to remove him from the mountain on foot or via helicopter. <Full Story Here>
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Life Imitates Art...
A man was killed Monday morning after he reportedly drove his vehicle off the edge of the Grand Canyon National Park.
Around 6 a.m., Canyon officials received reports of a car over the edge near the El Tovar Hotel, according to a statement released by park spokeswoman Shannan Marcak. The reports indicated that the driver of a blue passenger car had driven over the edge, Marcak said.
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Once they arrived, investigators found tire tracks that led to the edge, behind Thunderbird Lodge, authorities said. <Full Story Here>
Friday, July 10, 2009
Time Waster Of The Day
Click the pick to kill your afternoon...my best was 1,019. Let's see how you do and list your score in the comments.
A Note From The Management:
Dear Employees:
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with coworkers.
Therefore, a list of New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided by the Human Resources department so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
1. TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
2. TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing b__.
3. TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
4. TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.
5. TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___in me!
6. TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
7. TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.
8. TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
9. TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.
10. TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?
11. TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
12. TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.
13. TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
14. TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.
15. TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
16. TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.
17. TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?
18. TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a f___ing pr_ck.
Thank you,
Your Useful HR Department
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A Short Fairytale For You Married Guys...
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
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The girl said, "NO!"
The guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, went fishing, hunting, played golf, drank beer, scotch, had tons of money, left the toilet seat up, went to strip clubs and farted whenever he wanted.
The End
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