"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells...excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. in this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." ~ Cliff Claven
1. Eight Days a Week - Beatles 2. Electric Avenue - Eddie Grant 3. Dancing Queen - ABBA 4.You Can't Always Get What You Want - Rolling Stones 5. Heartbreaker - Pat Benetar 6. Africa - Toto (because I don't think we're in Kansas any more) 7. Friends in Low Places - Garth Brooks 8. Hey Jude - Beatles, again 9. I've heard it, but I'm not going to Google the title because that would be cheating. I'll take the penalty.
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I'm not getting roped into this again. I'm still under protest from the last time.
Number 9 bothers me, because I'd think needing to be fixed where the rain gets in should have gotten better numbers.
Okay, seriously:
1. Eight Days a Week - Beatles
2. Electric Avenue - Eddie Grant
3. Dancing Queen - ABBA
4.You Can't Always Get What You Want - Rolling Stones
5. Heartbreaker - Pat Benetar
6. Africa - Toto (because I don't think we're in Kansas any more)
7. Friends in Low Places - Garth Brooks
8. Hey Jude - Beatles, again
9. I've heard it, but I'm not going to Google the title because that would be cheating. I'll take the penalty.
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