"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells...excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. in this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." ~ Cliff Claven
Check out this website below...put in your first and last name and it will tell you how many people in the U.S. have your same name. Post your results in the comments.
HowManyOfMe.com
There are 8,167 people with the name Jason Johnson in the U.S.A.
6 comments:
8,167 of out out there...watch out!
only 4,917 Christopher Anderson's
Only ONE Especial K....and I think that makes me pretty special!
Only two of me, and I'm going to hunt down and kill the other one.
124!
"1 or fewer" of Jaimee Soran :) What can I say, I'm an original.
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