A Few Questions For The Secret Servcie

With regard to the "shoe throwing incident":

1. Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that shoe?

2. Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that second shoe?

3. Second shoe = the one thrown after being removed from foot after first shoe was thrown.

4. Let's say people had three feet. Would you have allowed a third shoe to fly unimpeded?

5. While the shoe was in the air, were you like, "Oh, its just a shoe."

6. Same question about the second shoe.

7. Do you think this is funny, "Throw a shoe at me once, shame on--you. Throw a shoe--you throw a shoe, you can't throw a shoe again."

8. Is there not "protection training" for lunatics launching objects?

9. Let's say there isn't training for that--but do they tell you that if someone does throw (or shoot) something to be on the alert in case they want to repeat this behavior?

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10. Where were you?

From John Friedman.