Welcome to the Arizona Buffalo Slayers!: What Really Happens At The North Pole...

Where did Buffalo Slayers Come From You Ask?

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells...excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. in this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." ~ Cliff Claven

Monday, December 15, 2008

What Really Happens At The North Pole...

It gets a little stressful up there this time of year. With the big day just around the corner, the head Elf has to keep those little fellas in line. Check out this video obtained from an undercover camera that was hidden in Santa's workshop over the weekend:

SFW