Sensitivity Test

Are you sensitive?

Take the following test to find out. Post your scores in the comments section and let's see who has what it takes!

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1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

a) Lovemaking

b) Screwing

c) Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town

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2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both shared:

a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship

b) Your blood-test results

c) Five tequila slammers

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3. You time your orgasm so that:

a) Your partner climaxes first

b) You both climax simultaneously

c) You don't miss ESPN Sports Center

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4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

a) Healthy, creative love-play

b) Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to

c) Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about

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5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you have just had sex with is:

a) The best part of the experience

b) The second best part of the experience

c) $100 extra

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6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:

a) Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her

b) Not a problem, she can join your gym

c) A conservative estimate

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7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

a) A myth

b) An oxymoron

c) A moron

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8. Foreplay is to sex as:

a) An appetizer is to entree

b) Primer is to paint

c) A long line is to an amusement park ride

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9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?:

a) I hope we can still be friends

b) I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep

c) Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU.

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10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy

b) Is uptight and a waste of time

c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

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Evaluating Results:

If you answered A more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man. Get some of Jim Hake's "Man Pills".

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If you answered B more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused.

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If you answered C more than 7 times, YOU DA' MAN!

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